Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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ask me if im a door yes

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Jimmy Saville

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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