A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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