What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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