cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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whats a willy? -brock

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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