A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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