you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Hi.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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She said no

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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hey guys what's up?

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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