What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Blake wilkeys hair style

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Guess what What

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

thumb_up thumb_down -21

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops