- Anti Joke

Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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