Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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