roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What you reading? reading?

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Military intelligence.

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cheese

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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