Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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