- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

i am predestal

What's 9 +10 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Tennesse

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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