Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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