what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Girls soccer

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Black Poeple

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