a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Your text.

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Canada

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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