KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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