roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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