your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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9/11

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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