Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Dwarf Shortage

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Chuck Norris.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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