What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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