Hello

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Jesus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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