What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Your mom is fat

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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