What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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my egg roll

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Gadaffi

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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