How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A black person in the NHL

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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whats better than sex? cookies

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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