there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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The FCC

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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