What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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dead battery come on down

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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