What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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NEVER

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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