- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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