Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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KILL WHITEY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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