The Holocaust.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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the WNBA

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An asian walks out of math class

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Anti Joke

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