- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Dylan is a person

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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