Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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