A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Women rights.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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