ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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