- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A blind man walks into a library.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Ain't idn't a word.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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