What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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pee

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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have safe sex

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Moooo

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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