What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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sweaty black guy

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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