Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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im gey

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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