I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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