How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why was the woman?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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