what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Animal

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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