What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Your Mom.

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whats forever alone me

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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