Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Womens rights

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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