What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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NASCAR

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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