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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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