Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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