Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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K.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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