Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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I like jokes.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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