Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Penis

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Anti Joke

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