- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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