Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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boo

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Anagram.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Men's rights

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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