A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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knock,knock you suck

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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sorry got to poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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