How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Your Mom

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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can you pass the soap?

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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