Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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