- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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