N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Kittens.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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