- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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