what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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This is not a joke.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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