Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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68

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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