What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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