What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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1+2 = 6

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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