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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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