- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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