Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Your future.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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The geese of Growmore

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

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