A man penetrates another man.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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These Jokes suck.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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A man walks into a vagina

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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You.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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