Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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what did the farmer do? plant

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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haha

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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The Pope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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