How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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