Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Gay's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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