Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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