What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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