- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Once upon a time, The end.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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