You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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