Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Well, this is fun.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Hello

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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