I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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GONNA

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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