The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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call of duty world at war

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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fkda

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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