what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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feminists.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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