One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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I won the game.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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You just read this ..

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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