What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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star wars kid

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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