Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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