What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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I Have a Black Friend

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What?

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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