Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Anti Joke

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