What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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anal seepage

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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the WNBA

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if you read this you are gay

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