I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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A fat man buys a salad

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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