Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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