Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Obama-Care

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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