What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Penis-biter

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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