- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Bin Laden is dead.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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