Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Your Mom

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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can you pass the soap?

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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