Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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