Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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mark is religion

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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