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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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