Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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I've got a boner

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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i am and me is i

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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