Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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