- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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