Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Netflix and chill

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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