Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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knock knock who's there aids

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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