Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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