Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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