- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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