what happens every day? People die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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