Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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womens rights

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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your gay

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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