What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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guess what chicken butt

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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