Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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