What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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DERP

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dat shoe shine tho

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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