im watching you..

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Anti Joke

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