A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Replacement Referees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Vagina-Boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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