Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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The Moon Landing.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Anti Joke

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