- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

im gay

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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