Your face

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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im watching you..

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Anti Joke

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