Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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this is not a joke

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

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