- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

I went to school. Then I came home.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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