The Christian Bible.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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