why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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