A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Anti Joke

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