Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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