Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Womens' rights.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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2 Penises

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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